Lesbians just wanna have fun too

I know gays got rights and all that. I respect that. As long as they don’t come near me on some “luvy duvy” ish, I’m coo.

So, why is it that when two lesbian females started to kiss it becomes a problem? Well, according to the AP, a girl name Sirbrina Guerrero  was force to be kick out of the Safeco Field in Seattle after being caught kissing her girlfriend in front of a fan who felt uncomfortable about it.

Still, I mean, she was fine. Naw, I’m just playing, but for real, it’s pretty unfair that they would actually consider to kick her out. I mean even if you are against it, it’s not like it’s against the law. In any case, the whole incident exploded onto the local news network and the blogosphere.

Watch, the gay rights activists is about to have a field day on this one.

[CNN.com]: Lesbians kiss at the game ignite debate

Also, another fun little fact – I’m not sure, but I think she was the same girl of fof MTV’s “A shot of love with Tequila”. Tila Tequila’s fake version of Flavor of Love.

Sirbrina’s MTV’s profile: A shot of love with Tequila

Jose Alfredo Rodriguez – Take the “L”

Because you lost.

“A car has plowed into a bike race along a highway near the US-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others.

Police investigator Jose Alfredo Rodriguez says the 28-year-old driver was apparently drunk and fell asleep when he crashed into the race.

A photograph taken by a city official shows bicyclists and equipment being hurled high in to the air by the collision.”

[ABC NEWS]: Car plows into bikers, 1 dead

Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time

Hulk Hogan… I never actually did like the wrestler persona back way the fuck back when it use to be the WWF – World Wrestling Federation. I actually like The Rock more.

Anyways, Hulk’s son, Nick Bollea, has been [if you haven't heard] arrested and sentence to jail for 8 months. Not only that, he also has 5 years of probation and 4 years of his driving privileges taking away [I mean he did destroy his Supra and injured a solider from his break from Iraq that could potentially ruin his life].

Like any other person who doesn’t get the seriousness of the situation, he starts to act like a baby. According to his attorney, his stay in jail is causing him “anxiety”. Uh… what kind of anxiety is this? I’m not sure if he isn’t aware, but his friend is in the hospital since the accident in a critical state.

“But Bollea’s lawyers say in a motion filed Friday the situation is causing him “unbearable anxiety.” They say he spends up to 17 hours a day alone in his cell and does not have access to amenities like educational programs.”

The fuck? Who cares. He’s at least alive and breathing from a wreck that I’m surprise wasn’t killed in.

That car was effed up.

Still: “Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time”

Idiot.

Is there a doctor in the house?

Usually this type of stuff happens like on T.V. shows and such, but you know, for awhile now alot of crazy shit been happening in the U.S.

But, wow… a fake doctor was roaming the halls of a children’s hospital in Jacksonville, Florida. Not only did I found this quite intriguing how the dude was able to get a lab coat, stethoscope, a badge and even a clipboard [you know, for medical purposes] but he was able to get away with it without being arrested and from what I can understand he hasn’t gotten caught yet.

No one really knows why he dressed up and what was his motive in doing so. Maybe, he wanted to REALLY be a doctor but just didn’t had the education for it. Or, maybe he wanted to feel up on some young girl punani.

Even so, this is crazy how they let him slip by and LEAVE.

Scary, huh?

Florida local 6 news: [Fake doctor roam the halls]

It doesn’t get much crazier than this: The Austrian Incest Scandal

Well, I was looking up some news today as I came back from a hot ass down south Texas heat when I saw the news about a 73 year old Austrian man who had hid his daughter for two decades in an underground cellar. Not only did he hid his daughter from the rest of the family [his wife and a son] but he also raped her multiple times which made her have 7 kids [which only 6 survived].

The fuck!?

“Alfred Dubanowsky said he rented a ground-floor apartment at Josef Fritzl’s home from 1995 through 2007. He said there was a verbal agreement between Fritzl and the house’s tenants that they were not to enter the cellar or the garden or photograph the premises, or they would be kicked out.”

” Fritzl had told his wife that Elisabeth, now 42, ran away from home at 18, police say.”

All I have to say is: It pretty much doesn’t get any more fucked up than this folks.

[CNN.com]: Austrian father incest scandal

6 girls beat up a 16 year old girl

This was a beat down of a century.

Florida has been coming up with all sorts of fucked up news and this situation is almost as bad as the Orlando man who was arrested 27 times and raped a woman while having her child at gun point.

WTF!?

But, according to numerous sources this feud was all started with some sort of e-beef on Myspace and in which it escalated into an all out WWF style Royal Rumble on th one 16 year old. 6 girls beat her down as 2 boys were on the look out.

Now is it really that crucial? I mean, I even heard the parents of the victim were thinking about a lawsuit on Myspace, but really, is that even a case? Myspace never told these girls to beat the victim up like she stole something. Maybe, the victim shouldn’t have talked shit on myspace to begin with… IDK.

Still this was some fucked up shit. Next, is the jump of the vid, it’s pretty crazy…

Hulk Hogan: Pimpin’ ain’t easy

Especially, if you got caught sleeping with your daughter’s best friend. I’m not fully aware how old or new this news is, but I read up on it later today and read that Hulk Hogan effin’ 33-year-old Christiane Plante, Brooke Hogan’s best friend, behinind his wife back!

Apparently, Plante thought she could cash in by snitching to the National Enquirer and telling them that she had a secret relationship with the famous WWF (Fuck WWE) wrestler, Hulk Hogan, right before his apparent marriage with his wife was going to end. Brooke caught wind of it and lashed out on Plante but her post was taken down.

Hulk Hogan from his VH1 show, seemed like a full fledge father figure. For him to pull a “Spitzer” move on his wife is kinda crazy. I don’t know how many rich men with high status tend to be the most disloyal and hypocritical type of people, I’m no sociologist. But, it’s either (a They are just too tired of their wives that they got to try something new (b Or, maybe doing the “right” thing is just too boring.

Either case, it seems like a domino effect.

[ Fox News] Hulk Hogan alleged adultery

Eliot Spitzer’s 4,300 dollars pussy

Yesterday, as I recall, the news has some how manage to find the call girl that Spitzer was pounding the living daylight savings time out of. Her name is “Kristen” and from what I can understand her “services” are worth about 4,300 dollars an HOUR!? Which is kinda crazy because (a That sounds kinda low. I was kinda expecting it to be a little more expensive than that if you was a Gov’ nuh of NY (b The girl doesn’t look like she is worth that much anyways. I mean, she ain’t ugly, but dropping 4,300 dollars on her sounds just plain stupid to me.

Which makes you ask this question: “If she doesn’t look like she’s worth 4,300 an hour, then that means she must be able to do some kind of Twilight Zone type sex positions to even consider to drop that sum of money on her anyway.”

The investigators found “Kristen”’s myspace and I don’t think you can actually go to it per se’, but here’s a link to a picture form of her myspace and a few pictures of her too.

I also got some several pictures of her right here too, so you can determine if she is actually worth 4,300 dollars an hour.

[Yahoo News] Report: Spitzer’s Call Girl Identified